david hieatt

50 ways to get out of a hole

Scan 5
 

 

1, Stop digging.

 

2, Google ‘how to get out of a hole’.

 

3, Look straight up, it’s time for some blue-sky thinking.

 

4, Phone a friend, especially if they have been in a similar hole.

 

5, Think positive – it’s a nice hole.

 

6, Try to remember, one action won’t get you out of the hole, just like one action didn’t get you into it.

 

7, Have a look in your bag to see if you brought the rope ladder?

 

8, Nope, didn’t think so. How about a spoon?

 

9, Err, I wonder if I can see myself on Google maps?


10Turn the hole upside down - you may really be standing on top of a mountain...(John Stocker)


11, Keep on digging, you may find a solution on the way or at worst end up in Australia. (Alan Thomas)

12, Learn from how you came to fall in (Tom Harle)

13, Fill hole with water; float to the top. (Greg Smythe)

14. Ask someone to throw you a rope. (Pamela Maher)

 15. Make yourself comfortable. (Pamela Maher)

 16. Make an underground city. (Pamela Maher)

 17. Tempt a bird down the hole and get him to fly you out. (Pamela Maher)

 18. Dig more holes to trap others so you have some company. (Pamela Maher)

 19. Bitch and moan and then die. (Pamela Maher)

 20. Carve some spikes out of rocks and attach them to your shoes so you can walk vertically. (Pamela Maher)

 21. Get a superpower so you can fly/jump/crawl/transfigure yourself out. (Pamela Maher)

 22. Ask Scotty to beam you up. (Pamela Maher)

23, Watch "sunna no onna" (Beba)

 

(Only 26 to go – over to you, please contribute)

 

50, Write an international best seller ‘How I got out of the hole’.

 

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Keep on digging, you may find a solution on the way or at worst end up in Australia

Turn the hole upside down - you may really be standing on top of a mountain...

Learn from how you came to fall in

Fill hole with water; float to the top.

13. Ask someone to throw you a rope.
14. Make yourself comfortable.
15. Make an underground city.
16. Tempt a bird down the hole and get him to fly you out.
17. Dig more holes to trap others so you have some company.
18. Bitch and moan and then die.
19. Carve some spikes out of rocks and attach them to your shoes so you can walk vertically.
20. Get a superpower so you can fly/jump/crawl/transfigure yourself out.
21. Ask Scotty to beam you up.
That's all I've got for the moment :)

watch "sunna no onna"

Choose not to be in the hole.

Call a toad and get him to hop you out, then rename the bestseller "The Toad in the Hole". Then put the kettle on.

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